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My mommy dearest @mamacilika is here visiting this month and of all the crap I’ve collected during my years in Sweden she chose to hate my poor rubber chicken. I guess it’s time for an evening filled with #monthypython awesomeness. Everyone knows a rubber chicken is a must in a modern mans life. (at The Pleasure Dome)

If course the stupid espresso machine is being descaled right now… And it’ll only take an hour or so. Wtf?! And the ugly woman said, here, take the regular one, it’s even better. No fuss either. Can someone just bomb this place now? The only reason for it’s existence just vanished into thin air… #brolanda #putitdown #noespressoforyou #espressonazi (at OK Q8)

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